HOOT HRT

HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY AND WEIGHT LOSS SPECIALISTS located in SAN ANTONIO,TX

WE ARE A TELEHEALTH ONLY PRACTICE SERVING TEXAS AND LOUISIANA

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Our Services

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At HOOT HRT, we are a cash-based, results-driven telehealth clinic serving Texas and Louisiana. We specialize in hormone optimization and metabolic health, offering patients a streamlined and personalized experience without the red tape of insurance. Our approach is simple: deliver accurate, concierge-level care directly to your home with fast medication delivery, clear communication, and expert-guided treatment. With a focus on 100% patient satisfaction, we treat every individual like family—because your health deserves nothing less than precision, privacy, and outstanding service.

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Real Patients. Real Confidence.

Our patients are the heart of what we do. These are more than testimonials - they’re milestones. See how our patients are achieving lasting results with care that truly connects. Learn more from our patients.

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Featured Services & Conditions We Treat

Hormone Replacement Therapy

Sexual Health

Thyroid Dysfunction

Medical Weight Loss

Meet Our Providers

John M Cash, MD

Certified in Hormone Replacement Therapy and Medical Weight Loss

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Joe B Hamm, PA-C

Certified in Hormone Replacement Therapy and Medical Weight Loss

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Mission Statement

At HOOT HRT, our mission is to provide exceptional care to our patients with hormone deficiencies, guided by our commitment to trust, patient safety, and continuous education. We recognize the duty entrusted to us in treating hormone imbalances. Our approach is rooted in compassion, empathy, and the latest advancements in medical science.

We pledge to prioritize the well-being of our patients above all else, striving to restore balance and vitality to their lives through personalized treatment plans and attentive care. Moreover, we extend this commitment to our valued team members, fostering an environment of respect, value, and dignity. We are dedicated to keeping our team informed and empowered with the latest technology and scientific knowledge in the field of hormone imbalances, ensuring that they are equipped to deliver the highest standard of care.

At HOOT HRT, we stand united in our mission to transform lives, uphold trust, and advance the understanding and treatment of hormone-related health concerns.

How To Get Started

STEP 1

Online Booking and Payment

Visit our website and click on book online and select “New Appointment.”

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STEP 2

Schedule Your Appointment

After payment, select an available slot on the calendar to book your initial consultation.

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STEP 3

Provide Demographics

Hoot HRT will follow up to collect demographic information.

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STEP 4

Receive Intake Forms

Our staff will receive a notification of your booking and send you the necessary intake forms sent to the email you provided.

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Initial Consultation

Meet with a HOOT HRT provider to discuss your signs and symptoms, review intake forms, and explore our programs.

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STEP 6

Lab Orders and Payment

The provider will order any necessary labs, and payment for these will be collected during your visit.

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STEP 7

Lab Draw and Follow-Up

Have your labs drawn as scheduled.
About 3-5 days after the lab draw, return to our website to schedule a follow-up appointment.

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STEP 8

Review and Plan

During your follow-up appointment, a HOOT HRT provider will review your lab results, discuss your personalized medical plan, and provide program pricing.

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Future Follow-Ups

Future follow-ups can be scheduled either during your visit or by visiting our website to book an appointment at your convenience, as advised by your HOOT HRT provider.

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I can't express how much my life has changed thanks to PA Hamm. For years, I struggled with brain fog, hot flashes, diminished libido, and mild anxiety at night. It felt like I was always in a haze. From my very first visit, PA Hamm showed genuine care and understanding. He took the time to listen to my concerns and created a personalized treatment plan that has made all the difference for me. The relief I’ve experienced is nothing short of miraculous. My brain fog has lifted, hot flashes have become a distant memory, and my nights are no longer plagued by anxiety. Most importantly, I’ve regained my confidence and vitality in ways I never thought possible. I am deeply grateful for PA Hamm's expertise and compassion. Thanks to him, I feel like myself again! I highly recommend seeking help at HOOT HRT.

Stephanie H.

Joe is an absolute professional. He reviewed my lab work and gave me several different treatment options to best meet my goals. I appreciated the shared decision making and the knowledge he shared going over the pros and cons of each approach. Ditch the hormone factories in town and get personalized treatment from true experts who care about your health at HOOT!