About HOOT HRT

Most hormone clinics make you wait.. wait for an appointment, wait on hold with insurance, wait weeks for medication. We built HOOT HRT because that's not good enough.

Licensed Medical Providers
Personalized Treatment Plans
Private & Secure Telehealth Care
Ongoing Clinical Support
Our Story

Concierge-level hormone care, without the gatekeeping.

HOOT HRT is a Texas-based telehealth clinic founded on a straightforward idea: patients deserve expert, personalized hormone care delivered on their terms. We're cash-based by design, no insurance gatekeeping, no cookie-cutter treatment plans. Just you, your provider, and a protocol built around your biology.

We specialize in hormone optimization and metabolic health, with fast medication delivery straight to your door and a care team that actually picks up the phone. Every patient gets the kind of attention that used to be reserved for concierge practices, because precision matters when it comes to your hormones, and privacy matters full stop.

Texas is a big state. We cover all of it.

Why HOOT HRT

Why Patients Choose HOOT HRT

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Expert Personalized Care

Treatment plans built around your biology

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Cash-Based Simplicity

No insurance gatekeeping or unnecessary delays

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Fast Medication Delivery

Medication delivered directly to your door

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Responsive Support

A care team that actually picks up the phone

Statewide Coverage

Serving Patients Across Texas

Texas is a big state. We cover all of it.

Patient Voices

Client Testimonials - In Their Words

We invite you to read our Google reviews and hear directly from patients who value our responsiveness, our thoroughness, and our commitment to individualized care.

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Rob JonMoore
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I've been with Joe and Hoot HRT for a little over a year now, and it's genuinely been one of the most transformative years of my life. Communication with my provider has been top-notch. I can text with a question or concern essentially any time of day and always receive a prompt response. Any concerns I've had have been addressed quickly, and the few requests I've made along the way have always been handled with care and attention. I couldn't be happier with my experience and am looking forward to another great year!
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Mackenzie Hopkins
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If you're on the fence about hormone replacement therapy, I wanted to share my experience with HOOT HRT. I started my HRT journey in October 2025 after Joe Hamm completed comprehensive lab work to evaluate my hormone levels and develop a treatment plan tailored specifically to me. We started with topical hormone creams and progesterone, then gradually adjusted my treatment based on my lab results. As my body responded, we transitioned to estrogen and testosterone injections while continuing progesterone. Throughout the entire process, my labs have been monitored regularly, and any needed adjustments have been made along the way. The improvement has been incredible. My brain fog has lifted, I have more energy, I'm sleeping better, and my focus has improved tremendously. I'm not quite at 100% yet, but I feel better than I have in a long time, and I know we're moving in the right direction. What I appreciate most is that there was never a one-size-fits-all approach. Everything has been personalized based on my lab work and how I'm feeling, which has given me confidence throughout this journey. Choosing HOOT HRT has been one of the best decisions I've made for my health. If you've been struggling with hormone-related symptoms, I encourage you to have a conversation with Joe Hamm. It has truly made a positive difference in my life, and I only wish I had started sooner.
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Adam
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I've been a patient of Joe Hamm at HOOT HRT for over a year, and the difference in how I feel, and how I'm actually cared for — is hard to overstate. As a PA-C myself, I don't impress easily when it comes to clinical care. Joe is the real deal. He brings a level of personalization to hormone optimization that you simply don't get in a traditional practice. He took the time to understand my goals, my history, and my lifestyle — not just my labs, and built a protocol that actually works. What separates HOOT HRT from anyone else I've seen: responsiveness. Questions get answered. Follow-through is real. There's no chasing down a portal message or waiting a week for a callback. That kind of access matters, especially when you're dialing in TRT or other hormone therapy. Joe is also just genuinely authentic. No upselling, no corporate script — he tells you the truth, adjusts when needed, and treats you like a person, not a chart number. That's increasingly rare in medicine. If you're in the South Texas / San Antonio area and serious about HRT done right — testosterone optimization, wellness protocols, the full picture — HOOT HRT is where you go. Joe Hamm is the provider I refer people to without hesitation.
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Michelle Briley
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I highly recommend this provider for hormone replacement therapy. Since starting treatment, I have experienced a noticeable increase in my energy levels and overall well-being. What truly sets him apart is his responsiveness and dedication to his patients. He is always available to answer questions, responds promptly to messages, and takes the time to explain everything thoroughly. His knowledge and expertise are evident in every interaction, and he genuinely cares about helping his patients achieve the best possible outcomes. It's reassuring to know that I can reach out with concerns or questions and receive thoughtful, professional guidance. If you're considering hormone replacement therapy, I would not hesitate to recommend him. I am starting to finally feel myself again and it is absolutely amazing.
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Damian Walburn
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Solid interaction, straight to the point. Great communication, and listened to me before we created a plan…look forward to the next several months. SF
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Raymond Casteline
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Total professional! Joe is a fantastic clinician who truly understands endocrine physiology. he doesn’t chase numbers he listens to his patients!
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Zack Ferreira
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Huge shoutout to Joe Hamm at HOOT HRT. Joe helped me navigate the process seamlessly and ensured I got exactly what I needed. He is incredibly knowledgeable and didn’t skip a single step in making sure my health was prioritized. It’s a relief to work with a professional who is as thorough as he is personable. If you want to optimize your health correctly, go see Joe at HOOT.
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Kevin Giacontiere
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Joe Hamm and his team are amazing . Very experienced in hormone management. . They are the only group that I have found that follows up very closely to optimize your results and manage any potential issues . Hormone management can be very tricky but they make it an easy and a safe treatment process . 5 stars for sure

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